Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001

... Jesus Christ

... Maxine Schreck

... Mary Magnum

... Father Eustace

... Johnny Golgatha

... Dr. Praetorious

... Gloria Oddbottom

... Father Alban

... Danny Sabbath

... Blind Jimmy Leper

Johnny Vegas

... Himself

... Santos

... Narrator

... Maggie

... Father Avellino

... Woman Blessed on the Beach

... Beach Vampire #1

... Beach Vampire #2

... Dancing Angel #1

... Dancing Angel #2

... Dancing Angel #3

... Dancing Angel #4

... Dancing Angel #5

... The Straight Shooters Waitress

... Atheist #1

... Atheist #2

... Allegro Clerk

... Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

... The Screaming Lesbian

... The Bishop

... The Cop

... The Transvestite

... Fifi the Dog

... God (hlas)

... Photographer #1

... Photographer #2

... Photographer #3

... Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

... The Little Blind Girl

... Himself

... Virgin Mary

... Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

... The Deaf Lesbian Dog

... Worshipper

... Worshipper

... Hockey Jersey Atheist

... Atheist

... Lesbian Vampire

... Misty Winters

... The limo driver

... Atheist 1

... Atheist #6

... Dancer

... Pedestrian, Homeless Person

... Singer, Musical Scene

... Director

... Author

... Music